Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Electrical work should only be performed by a licensed electrician in full compliance with all local and federal construction codes. If said electrician is additionally an attorney duly qualified and
admitted to practice in the jurisdiction of bulb changing, then under normal circumstances, a single lawyer is generally sufficient.
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